Oh yeah, this blog’s going to have some funny bits. Anyway I’ll just write some cool stuff here.
Jokes:
What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers? Kids won’t eat broccoli.
Once there were 3 aliens coming to Earth to learn english. One went to a man’s house. The man was on the phone and said, “Yes”. The alien learnt the word yes. The second alien went to a restaurant and learnt the words knife and fork. The third alien went somewhere and found a boy and a girl. He learnt the words he stole my lollipop.
After a while they found each other. They found a dead man. The police came. They questioned them. “Did you kill him?” a police man asked. “Yes,” replied the first alean. “What did you kill him with?” asked another policeman. “Knife and fork,” answered the second alien. “Why did you kill him?” asked the 2 policeman in unison. “He stole my lollipop!” whined the third alien.
Ooooooooooookay, I think that I’ll make another part soon.
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nice one
I agree. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHIHIHIHIHIHIHIENVSNOISNVSINNNSREIVNSOLYTBVNOSIEUYNBVOS87STO87VYNBOS87YNBV!!!!!!
No, this is a good one:
THE BEAR
Once upon a time there was a bear.
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(_)(_) <– bear
( o o )
( ___) – I've heard this one before!
(____)
THE END
Oh no, I spelt ‘alien’ wrong! I’m glad my teacher hasn’t seen this.