This is Watt’s second adventure. You might think it’s weird that Watt’s having his second adventure when he hasn’t finished his first adventure, but pretend he’s already finished it if you haven’t read the end of Watt?. Now we’re going to start the story!!!!!
Ok. So you’ve heard of Watt. James Watt. But this ‘Watt’ is a different Watt. He hates his terrible school and he doesn’t like eating bread. He can actually talk! So let me tell you what he looks like. He has 2 feet, 2 eyes, 5 pairs of ducksers (glasses is what we call them), no clothes, a body that wasn’t fat or thin, bla bla bla, yadda yadda yadda, useless stuff useless stuff useless stuff, grishchumalandeckorsthtkilistic, are you actually reading this? are you actually reading this? are you actually reading this? No, seriously. Are you reading this? Sorry to disappoint you, but there’s not enough time to describe how he looks. If you don’t hurry reading, I’ll have to skip this bit…
Watt went to interduckiate school now. (He’s terribly clever.) It was still boring boring boring but not scary scary scary. It was so boring he decided to go out of the water after school and go to the place where the breadgivers were. Then Boom! Boom! Boom!
Thing were not looking good. Why do those breadgivers keep trying to stomp on us?
Then he heard a terrible crunch. One of the breadgivers (or humans) had stomped on him! The end.
Teehee! Just kidding. The human had stomped on him, but that’s not the end of the story. But no no. This is as far as I’m going to write on this page!
Coming on January 2009: What to space: Or is it Watt to space?
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