One of the best drinks is water. It’s extremely healthy and you can drink half a bottle in 1 gulp when you are really parched. One of the worst drinks is wine. It’s not really healthy and can make you vomit and other disastrous stuff. But I’m talking about water right now so goodbye, wine!
Water can be dangerous sometimes. If you die because of water it might be because you’ve been inside water for an incredibly stupid amount of time. You can’t breathe and you suffocate so you die slowly until you’re dead. R.I.P. Rest in peace. (For the clever people you don’t need to know about drowning because like me you’re clever and gifted but not talented. I’ll tell you what talent really means soon.)
Water can be dangerous but as I’ve said earlier, water is a very healthy drink. Yes, and don’t waste water! Water is very precious. If you waste water then you might run out (which is very bad news) and the whole city will get parched. Uuuurgh. Rest in peace again.
So if you want water to be healthy and kind to you not murderous, you should think about how much water will you use. If you use too much something bad will happen and if you don’t use enough something bad will happen as well. But did you know something called water poisoning? I know, but I don’t know what it means. Actually I don’t know but I’ve heard of it.
Conclusion: If you want to use water you shouldn’t too much water or not enough water because it can be dangerous. Don’t ask why because I don’t know why but I know that it’s dangerous, so don’t.
There should be a “use” between the shouldn’t and too.