Watt? 6: The deadly duck palace

When he started his journey, he found a few ducks. They seemed to be running around a cat shaped statue. Watt approached the statue. “Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!” Watt screamed when the cat statue ate him. Well, inside the statue there wasn’t any organs. It was like a tunnel. Watt dropped onto something shaped like the pillow. Wait a minute, thought Watt. What’s the duck who was 250 years old doing here? The duck that had been following him (Watt never noticed) was the duck who was and-you-know-the-rest.

“Um… Dad?” the duck asked. “You look like you have amnesia.” “Well, I do. S-sort of.” “What’s the matter with you?” “Well, I’ll tell you but you’ll never believe me.” The duck smiled. “Try me.” “Ok, so for a start, I’m not your dad.” “Oooooookay.” “Now, I do not want to tell you this but your grandfather is dead, which he shouldn’t have.” “Hmm… yes, Duckfast. I remember the days that he taught you, Dad.” “Ahem… I’m not your dad and I am not 500 years old (I’m 9 years old) and…” “What?” “We’re in a book!” “Glasfihdgusoegtuaoeguroageurguegtfauoege” “What the…” Something strange was happening to th 250 year old duck. “Are you ok?” Watt asked. “You’re starting to freak me out.” Boy, how strange this thing is! Watt had fainted. He was to scared to look. The duck who was 250 years old had started spinning and speaking nonsense.

When Watt had recovered he noticed that it was just a dream. But then he noticed that he was on a pillow. “Oh,” said a duck in front of him. “Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-who-who-who-who-who-who-who are y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you-you-you-you-you-you?” Watt stammered. “Bob,” replied the duck. “Who are you? You look like the duck who is…” “…500 years old. Do you want me to tell you something?” “Yes?” “I think we’re in a book.” Watt said that last sentence very carefully, hoping that this wasn’t a dream. He hated these dreams. “Oh yeah.” “Who are you then? What happened to you? How did you know that you were inside a book?” “Well, lots of ducks in this world said that I was the duck who was 250 years old. I read a book telling you how to make a teacher nice. I finished the steps after 2:00 and here I am.” “That’s what happened to me as well. I’m Watt.” “I said, ‘Well, lots of ducks in this world said that I was the duck who was 250 years old. I read a book telling you how to make a teacher nice. I finished the steps after 2:00 and here I am.’!” “I’m Watt!!!!!” “I said, ‘Well, lots of ducks in this world said I was the duck who was 250 years old. I finished the steps after 2:00 and here I am.’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “I said that my name is Watt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “Well why didn’t you say earlier? Let’s get to ‘The deadly duck palace.’ Ooh! You’ve got the blue crystal! The red one is inside the palace. Can I borrow that crystal, please?” “No.” “Pretty please?” “No!” “Pretty please with sugar on top?” “No!!!” “Pretty please with sugar on top on a cake with cakes on top of it the whole lot on a huge triple-decker ice-cream?” “No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “Pretty please with sugar on top with icing on it on a cake on an ice-cream on a big cake on a big ice-cream on a huge ice-cream on a huge cake with huge chocolate chips on top?” “First show me all of it.” “Erm…” “Then no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” They argued till they got to the palace.

Coming soon: Watt? 7: Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!