Ok. So you might know that ‘inventor’ Watt. James Watt. Do you know him? I do. Sort of. So one day there was a duck called Watt who went to school. (There was a little problem when the staff asked what his name was.) He hated school. The teachers were cruel. When I say cruel, I mean cruel. Very cruel. Punishments included writing a 300-page essay, reading a 1000-page book and writing a 1100 page novel. You had to come very early (8:15) to school otherwise you’ll get punished.
Watt was sick of school and decided that he should do some thing interesting. Writing a little story instead of a 1100 page novel. That would be fun. So he made a story that was about himself. This is his story. Yep, this is his story you’re reading. So if you want to continue, read this story not the story inside this story (even if it’s the same).
After he written it, he went to sleep.
2 hours, 59 minutes and 1 second later… He couldn’t sleep. He was too busy thinking about what his story would be like. Would it be a quack story or a goose story or a duckyquack story? He was too excited to think about it. Well, the clock in his house that rang every 4 hours rang.
He got an idea! He knew that it wasn’t a duckventurous story but it was going to be a quackomedy story. There would be a part when he would be singing accidentally. (He never sings unless he’s home. He’s very shy.)
9 hours later… “Wake up Watt!” called his mum. He woke up feeling very tired indeed. Although he was about write a funny book, he was extremely tired. He had only slept for 9 hours. (And he was only 5 ducks old!) He was annoyed. Today it was Gooseday. He groaned. He hated Gooseday. The second day of the quack was a very boring day at school. He went to his school and fot late… again.
The boring part of Gooseday was that you had to do heaps of work (e.g. write stuff on the board like ‘I would be very, very nice to my fabulous teachers that are so nice to me that I was so happy and cheerful that I will give them the things that I like best of all to them so they can keep it forever) and wear stupid hats with stupid words on them (e.g. I’m stupid) while the teachers get the yummiest stuff (e.g. cookies, sweets, lollies) out of ducklings’ lunch boxes. Luckily for Watt, he learn the human language and read the Captain Underpants books. He learnt what to do.
Coming soon: Watt? 2: What to do
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