Here’s 1 more joke.
There was an old man who lived in a house. He had two toilets. One was haunted and had no toilet paper. The other one was normal and had toilet paper. He once went to the haunted toilet. A fter he finished pooing, he wiped his bum with his hands. After he finished, a ghost came. The old man screamed, “Aaaauugh!” and accidentally rubbed the poo onto his face.
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