Idiot

I am not an idiot. If you take the idiot test you would see if you are an idiot. That test said I was a “Some Sort Of Crazy Genius”. It was so hard even though the instructions were as easy as eating 1 piece of chocolate.

Anyway, you can’t just call someone an idiot. You have to see if they are an idiot by testing by asking them questions such as “What is 25*25?” (The answer is 625.)

Therefore I am not an idiot. Lots of people call me an idiot, even my teacher when I tripped over. But I’m not. I’ve already proved it to you.

You mightn think I am an idiot when I say 1+1=0. But I’m not. I can prove it to you that 1+1=0 not 2.

sqrt a*b= sqrt a * sqrt b

sqrt -1= i

1. 1+1=

2. 1+sqrt 1=

3. 1+sqrt [(-1)(-1)]=

4. 1+sqrt -1 * sqrt -1=

5. 1+i*i=

6. 1+(-1)=

7. 1-1=

8. 0

I’ve proved it to you! You thought 1+1=2 but it’s not! I’ve proved that you are an idiot! (Not really. But I am not an idiot. You are not, I am not.)